LOL, it sounds like way too much work, but I'm sure there'd be an audience for it.

I'm sorry to hear you lost lots of money to coaches for this stuff. I hope you at least found some nuggets of insight in that process that felt worth your while. At the end of the day, though, each person is only one side of the equation — no matter how much relationship coaches try to tell people they can "optimize" themselves for guaranteed "success." So you could do all the self-work in the world, but it doesn't guarantee that you'll find any particular outcome on your own timeline... but rather on the cosmic timeline. ;)

I hope the cosmos brings you someone who lights up your heart and your spirit soon!