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I Had to Flee in Secret from My First Roommate

Residence Life said that if we weren’t roommates, it would be a stalking situation

At age 18, when I received the contact info for my randomly-assigned roommate, I thought I’d hit the jackpot. Let’s call her () Kersti. I was a water sign, she was a water sign. I loved Shakira, she loved Shakira. I’d be studying…